Happy St. Patrick's Day
Seven Bad Things About Being Irish:1. Always make the bad lists first
2. Temper
3. Freckles
4. Never talk about our feelings when sober
5. Defensive
6. Blame others for our problems
7. Hate our bodies
Seven Good Things About Being Irish:
1. Not afraid to cry
2. Good hair
3. Age gracefully
4. Throw a brilliant party
5. Quick with a warm, dazzling smile
6. Make fantastic music
7. Love life in all its bittersweetness
