Intelligence rules in PA
It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the [Intelligent Design] Policy.In what is not so much a surprise as a relief, the U.S. District Court ruled that "intelligent design" could not be presented as an alternative to Darwinian evolution in science classrooms.
-- U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
--Rod (or possibly Todd) Flanders, "The Simpsons"
The judge ruled that it clearly violates the U.S. Constitution, which, though one of the world's most intelligently designed entities, is of little importance to religious nutballs who, unsatisifed with merely turning the brains of their own increasingly numerous offspring into oatmeal (the unflavored kind), want to foist their beliefs on everyone else's children, thus driving this nation further into the Dark Ages, where it will provide the world with nothing more useful and innovative than outlet malls and seven-pound hamburgers.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Yay justice!
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Cecilia
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Anonymous at 12/20/2005 4:35 PM
OK, I must admit I was happy to read the article. However, I also read that the majority of the board members who tried to sneak creationism into the curriculum had already been turned out by the voters.
Jim Young
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Anonymous at 12/20/2005 9:16 PM
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Jeri at 12/20/2005 9:35 PM
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