Jeri Smith-Ready: Warming the world, one lazy wanker at a time

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Warming the world, one lazy wanker at a time

It's a blanket! With sleeves! It's.....the Slanket.

But wait: don't take the cozy-looking guy on the home page's word for it. Learn the science behind the Slanket, complete with diagrams and technical words like "toasty burrito."

If you'd thought of this, you too would be a thousandaire by now, just like Gary.

posted by Jeri @ 7:58 AM
2 comments

2 Comments:

Oh boy, another thing in life we don't need. Although I guess this is more practical than the pet ghost. At least you actually get something with this besides a cardboard house and an invisible ghost.:-)

Posted by: Kathy at 2/16/2006 8:33 AM

I remember in the early 80s getting this comforter-like thing with snaps around the edges. When you snapped them all up, you ended up in a sleeping bag like thing that had sleeves. I wish I could remember the name of it so I could google up a picture of it....

Posted by: Andrew at 2/16/2006 5:31 PM

Next Release

Shade

Jeri's teen debut — May 4, 2010, from Simon Pulse, for ages 14 and up

First in a worldwide generation of ghost-seers, Aura's relationship with the dead changes when her boyfriend dies and comes back to haunt her.

More about SHADE

Pre-order at Mysterious Galaxy, Amazon.com, or Barnes & Noble.

Latest Release

Bad to the Bone

Bad to the Bone (sequel to Wicked Game) — now available in mass market paperback!

“Smith-Ready pours plenty of fun into her charming, fang-in-cheek urban fantasy” — Publisher's Weekly, starred review

Order at Mysterious Galaxy, Amazon.com, or Barnes and Noble.

Book 3, BRING ON THE NIGHT, will be released August 2010, and Book 4 will follow in August 2011.

Sorta new!

Wicked Game

“A colorful premise and engaging characters” — Library Journal

Wicked Game is now available in mass market paperback

Order at Mysterious Galaxy, Amazon.com, or Barnes and Noble.

About the author

Jeri Smith-Ready

Jeri Smith-Ready is a Maryland author of adult and teen urban fantasy.

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Photo © 2006 Szemere Photography

First draft of SHIFT (sequel to SHADE)

"Crystalised" by the XX