Get 'em while they're wee
This just arrived at my inbox, from my Amazon Associates Program (yes, I serve the Dark Lord, for he hath pulled my sales numbers out of the murky pits).Subject line:
Amazing July Baby Sales
Wow! I thought that was illegal. But...what the hey? Free markets should be free, right?
Um...let's see, do you have anything in a green-eyed blonde, about twenty inches long and 8 pounds, 2 ounces? Oh, and I'll take a Cancer, please (I don't have the energy to keep up with a Leo). Non-colicky, if possible. *crosses fingers*
On second thought, if you have an advanced model, say...for instance...a med-school student specializing in plastic surgery or geriatrics, that'd be perfect.
Yeah, you'd better express ship it.
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2 Comments:
Jim Young
Posted by:
Anonymous at 7/21/2008 6:33 PM
Not that one can't love both equally.
Posted by:
Jeri at 7/21/2008 6:38 PM
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