Friday, August 29, 2008

Drinking songs

If there's any booze left in the city of Denver after the World Science Fiction Convention and the Democratic National Convention got through with it, that's about to end.

A quick aside: I need a research assistant. Someone I can turn to (virtually or for real) and say, for instance, "How much did a shot of cheap whiskey cost in 1959?"

Because looking these things up for myself usually means I end up at sites like this: Modern Drunkard Magazine's World's Best Drinking Songs.

I was going to save that link for a later post, but I thought it was important to inform you of this weekend's National Drunkard Convention, running today through Sunday in Denver.

From the website:
What to Expect: The tribe uniting. The elite inebriates finding each other. The best and the booziest. Ever go to a bar and wish there were some real goddamn boozers on board?

So what's your favorite drinking song (mine is "Streams of Whiskey" by The Pogues)? And how do I avoid massive distraction when doing online research?

And what was the price of a shot of cheap whiskey in 1959? Help!

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Now playing: Little Milton - My Baby Pleases Me
via FoxyTunes

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Guest blog (and giveaway!) at The Bradford Bunch

Today I'm guest-blogging at The Bradford Bunch about some of the weird stuff I learned while researching Wicked Game.

Come learn about:

— "Real" vampires (real people who drink the real blood of other real people--really!)
— The oldest con artist trick in the book (page 122)
— How good a guitar player you have to be to acousticize (yes, it's a word, as of....now) Nirvana's "Drain You."

Oh, and one lucky commenter wins...a signed copy of Wicked Game!

NOTE: to enter, you must comment over there at the actual post, though you're welcome to comment here as well.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Maria V. Snyder gets Kiki

(Apologies for the bad wordplay. OK, I'm not really sorry--maybe Mel Gibson-sorry, but not Michael Richards-sorry.)

Anyway! Everyone give a big JeriSmithReady.com welcome to award-winning fantasy author Maria V. Snyder. Names of all the commenters from here and my MySpace blog will go into a virtual hat, and a week from now I'll draw a winner of an autographed copy of Poison Study.

Don't let those MySpacers show you up. Ask Maria anything, or share your own experiences with research and/or scary animals.

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Hello! First off I want to thank Jeri for allowing me to be a guest blogger – Thanks Jeri!

One of my favorite aspects of writing is doing research. In Poison Study, I studied how to taste foods for certain flavors and textures. With Magic Study, I needed to learn how to ride a horse. Having grown up in Philadelphia, I had zero knowledge about horses. My friend Susan offered to teach this city girl how to ride her horse, Kiki.

Kiki, an American Saddlebred, is 16.1 hands tall. While I can’t tell you exactly how high that is, sitting on her for the very first time, I felt I was about ten feet from the hard, hard ground below. I was wearing a helmet, but it seemed inadequate for protection – full body armor would have been more preferable to me. And it didn’t help my nerves when Kiki’s head went straight up, her left ear cocked back, and she gave me the eye without turning around. With almost 360 degree vision, she only needed to move her head a little to keep me in sight. And I knew she was plotting how to dump this stranger on her back into the nearest mud puddle.

Kiki though was a perfect horse for a terrified beginner. At 22 years of age, she had seen it all, and we spent many hours slowly walking around the training ring. It was July, she was hot and I probably could have gotten off and pushed her faster. The pace was soothing for me and soon I was feeling my….well…oats, and wanted more excitement than doing figure 8’s at 1 mph.

Once I felt comfortable, Susan started teaching me how to guide Kiki into a trot. Although Susan insisted that Kiki is a Cadillac of horses, the bone-jarring gait threatened to dump me onto the ground. Susan has an English saddle—the one without the horn, and, in my mind, the one without anything to hold onto—so posting was required. When it comes to posting letters, I’m a pro, but the equestrian posting—where you raise your body with your legs to the movement of the horse so your butt’s not slammed into the saddle with every step—was beyond my abilities.

Eventually Kiki and I graduated from the training yard to the trail, and I was getting rather cocky. We were having fun without Susan reminding me to keep my heels down and straighten my back. Trotting and walking with trees and wildlife all around. Peaceful, idyllic, singing with the birds until Kiki startled and did a 180 on me. She went right, but I went left.

Remember how I said there was no horn on the saddle to hold? Well Susan’s been telling me for weeks to grab Kiki’s mane if I was going to fall (she won’t feel pain – I checked) and she did a great job of training me. I automatically grabbed her mane, and Kiki, a very smart horse, stopped dead while I pulled myself back up from the brink. All my cockiness was gone in a flash. Although, I still think Kiki didn’t really get spooked, she just wanted to stop my singing ;>

It was a scary, fun and interesting time. I learned about horses and I learned about myself. Mainly, that I like to be in complete control. Even though I held the reins, I knew Kiki was in charge.

To see a picture of Kiki go to Maria’s Website and scroll about ½ way down the page.

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But nothing in Sitia is familiar. As she struggles to understand where she belongs and how to control her powers, a rogue magician emerges--and Yelena catches his eye. Suddenly she is embroiled in a situation not of her making. And once again her magical abilities will either save her life...or be her downfall.
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Monday, September 10, 2007

A Spicoli moment

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
--Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)


I am, at this moment, learning about Cuba, and having some food.

Awesome. Totally awesome.

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

The Miniskirt Panacea

Yesterday I Googled "denim miniskirt" to make sure my character wouldn't be committing a major fashion faux pas by wearing one, and I came across a Thai site extolling the virtues of the garment for one and all.

Oddly enough, the page is entitled, "Mini Skirt: over-rated or not? Can all girls wear mini skirts?"

Answer: yes. Fat, skinny, old, young, sun-loving, sun-phobic--they all look good. Not surprising coming from what seems to be some kind of Jeans Information Bureau of Thailand. But even given their agenda, their copy seemed over-the-top.

First,

With summer temperatures rising more each year and the number of sunny days increasing, there really is no other garment that provides more comfort for a women, than a miniskirt does.

Yes! An up side to global warming! Hearing this, men everywhere will buy Hummers and leave them running all night long to hasten this cataclysmic climatic event.

Next,
Price wise a tight skirt can provide a shopper with some financial relief as well.


By this I hope they mean the dude at the car lot will cut you a deal if you dress alluringly. Or maybe they just mean that a smaller amount of fabric saves you money on detergent.

But I think they mean "financial relief" in a more direct way. For you new girls, I believe the going rate is $75-$200, depending which street corner you stand on.

Third,
Based of the production costs and materials, a short mini skirt or hotpants is the cheapest item any denim garments manufacturer can produce, next to denim wallets.

And the denim condom cozies, which you'll need for your financial relief efforts.

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Research roadblock

In the second draft of Bad Company, I'm adding a few short scenes to flesh out some of the secondary characters, strengthen weak plot points, and add a bit of world-building. Ideally, every scene in a novel, film, or play should serve more than one purpose.

Anyway, during the first of these scenes, which I started writing Tuesday morning, my main character turns to one of these underdeveloped secondary characters, a man named Noah, and asks him something about his background.

Noah didn't reply. He just sat there, because I had no freakin' clue what the answer was.

So I stopped writing and spent two days researching Jamaica and specifically reggae music, trying to figure out where he fit in to his milieu. I wanted him to be typical of that era and place, but not stereotypical (although when dealing with deejays, everything is in stereo (<--ha! I kill me! But not quickly enough for my audience.)).

Now that I know more about Noah, I have to change his behavior not just in this new scene, but in a later, critical scene already written. My original outline planned to have all the vampires (except the heroine's squeeze) act with one accord on a particular life-or-death issue. My deeper understanding tells me that Noah would never go along with the others. He doesn't care what the outline says.

Which makes things more interesting, but less tidy. If his behavior changes in that scene, it has a ripple effect on the following scene, and so forth. Arrgh.

But interesting beats tidy any day in my book. You can tell by looking at my house.

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